30th February 2029. We are delighted to have the opportunity to visit this crumbling gem before the rest od garden is taken by the river. Producer of some of the most undrinkable wines, home to numerous varieties of flood-tainted cider and grower of the most woody leeks in all of Wales. The current owner, if extant at that point, is certain to be in vino absentia but will leave us a key.
Can’t wait ! Count me in !